• 100% cotton heavy tee (soft & durable print)
• Printed in the USA — ships in 3–7 business days
• Unisex fit S–3XL (true to size)
• 30-day hassle-free returns
• Free shipping at $35+

Meet your new conversation starter

The “I've Been Probed — Have You?” tee is guaranteed laughs at parties, festivals, or even your next 2 a.m. taco run. Made with soft, mid-weight cotton, this shirt holds its shape wash after wash — while keeping the alien print bold and fresh. Wear it ironically. Wear it proudly. Either way, people will notice.

Why you’ll love it

• 👽 Looks good, feels better – mid-weight cotton with a comfy unisex fit
• 👕 Print that pops – high-quality DTF/DTG keeps the graphic sharp
• 🚚 Fast ship, no fuss – printed in the USA with 30-day returns
• 🎁 Gifting gold – the funniest $25 you’ll spend this month

Fit & Materials

• Unisex heavy cotton (Gildan 5000 or equivalent)
• Mid-weight 5.3 oz (180 g/m²)
• True-to-size fit (S–3XL)